Open flame,
More OPEN it became,
Blackened my butt,
Glad I still haven’t got a mutt…
Only on four thousand BTU,
I now have more than a clue,
Never again will I eat a bean,
And get too close to my heater,
And try to of my intestines clean…
Just wanted to of you all give a heads up,
Again never fart anywhere near a flame that’s hot,
It surely will give you a helluva shot,
Gotta use a pillow to sit, even to take a sh**…
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Cheers,
Dan