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Christmas Beach...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A Christmas tree in outline,

Makes my beach so very fine,

My Christmas made,

Only better would be to get laid…J

 

The weather a bit cool,

Not the time to take a dip in the big pool,

But to walk on the beach on Christmas Day,

Surely makes one feel happy in every way…J

 

Will keep good thoughts for all this day,

Thank you all for a year filled with poetry,

I look forward to more to read in the coming year,

I will be writing myself, never have any fear,

I will always be with you right here…J

 


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 Reviews of "Christmas Beach..."
Reviewed on December 27, 2012
And how happy you make all of us ED :)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 27, 2012
Go for it, Bro - Take a dip in the Big Pool!

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on December 26, 2012
Good thoughts coming from you, very interesting!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 26, 2012
Nicely expressed, Ed. Love and peace and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 26, 2012
Hope your New Year is filled with renewed health and much happiness.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 26, 2012
Now you can have a Happy New Year too, my friend.

Reviewed on December 25, 2012
I'm glad you had a nice day and am looking forward to reading a lot more of your writes!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on December 25, 2012
To get laid, is a dream everyman dreams, alas to do it on the beach and get paid, well would make all the words written here engraved! Surely, Ed, you will be writing line-after-line to the continual delight of all, for many Christmases to come?
Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'Roll,

Starman

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on December 25, 2012
merry christmas to you Ed
budd

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 25, 2012
Hope you are having as pleasant a Christmas as you can, Ed. We loners have to made do, huh


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