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2002 or newer...
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...got a great deal, low mileage on the horse...


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To get the job I want,

I need transportation newer,

Than 2002 & gets good mileage,

As far as they are concerned,

My present car is ready for the sewer…

 

So the above coach I did find,

Mileage is not a problem,

Though I have to use of fuel the right kind,

Think the horse of oats will mind…?

 

It’s a 2012 model,

Though sometimes on rough road it does waddle,

Think they will mind, it’s still very safe,

It will though of my wallet coddle,

Guess all I have to worry about,

Is that the reins do not of the horse chafe…J

 

 


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 Reviews of "2002 or newer..."
Reviewed by Karen McKeever
Reviewed on March 24, 2013
Exquisite humor, Ed. Thanks for the laughs.

Love and Dreams,
Karen

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 22, 2013
Dude that's a 1912 model. Cool wagon wheels though. Maybe you could attach them to your current ride. Cuz P

Reviewed on March 21, 2013
Hey, if it gets you from point A to point B it's O.K..

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
I needed this chuckle tonight. Thanks!

Rebecca

Reviewed on March 21, 2013
LOL loved this Ed, you do have an active mind!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
You come up with some amazing lines like… “of the horse chafe.” I never would've thunk of that. I know it's got fresh air. Does it have a reverse? Can you back that buggy down the street like you create those verses?

Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
does it come with air?
Peace bROTHER

wILLIAM

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
Wow! You're gonna be a Rickshaw Driver and transport people and horses around??!! Ma will be very proud; but you better get in shape, Bro.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
cool do ya think they are going to bite
budd

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 21, 2013
Enjoyed this read, Ed.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 20, 2013
You meant to write "the reins" but I get where you're coming from, Ed. Love, peace, and best wishes to you,

Regis


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