Looks better inside than out,
That is because Ed’s wife knows how to clean up after the lout,
He can’t keep the outside clean, like he can’t keep himself same,
If it wasn’t for the dogs, the yard would look worse,
Go ahead and tell him, his husbandly duties are quite lame…
It’s location unknown,
Not even the government knows where it’s located,
His clothes have been, as you already know, donated,
Around his property he has a lot of home grown,
He always gives it up for free to me,
Because he feels badly for all he has said that was derogatory,
Now he must to me forever and always atone…
I don't mind staying in places like the Kostro Klan Kompound, but I am kinda lazy, so I guess I won't stay with the Kostro Klan. You guys are way too funny!
"Around his property he has a lot of home grown,
He always gives it up for free to me"
I see you already got the Fed Ex package with my home grown carrots, beets, and asparagus. Now eat your Veggies like a good little boy.
PS: You asked if you could stay with us for awhile - we have a very nice cot set up for you down in the root cellar. (Rebecca calls it 'The Place for Special Guests.') It's all yours if you don't mind giant spiders and centipedes.
PPS: The old Kostro Klan Kompound sure looks good in that pic!
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
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Jane
Peace,
Dayvid
Ron
Knave Knumb Knutz ... 3 K's ...
Kostro Klan Kompound ...
How Original !
Hope ewe enjoy yer free carrots et cetera ...
He always gives it up for free to me"
I see you already got the Fed Ex package with my home grown carrots, beets, and asparagus. Now eat your Veggies like a good little boy.
PS: You asked if you could stay with us for awhile - we have a very nice cot set up for you down in the root cellar. (Rebecca calls it 'The Place for Special Guests.') It's all yours if you don't mind giant spiders and centipedes.
PPS: The old Kostro Klan Kompound sure looks good in that pic!