I’M CRAZY

I’m crazy,

Crazy as a loon.

I’m off my rocker,

Howlin’ at the moon.

I’ve got bats in my belfry.

I’m batty as can be.

Nutty as a fruit cake,

Filled with lunacy.

I’m out of my mind,

Unhinged and cuckoo.

Mad as a hatter,

I’ve got a loose screw.

I flipped my lid.

I popped my cork.

Twisted and deranged,

From too much torque.

Bonkers and bananas,

I’m a basket case.

Wacko and loco,

I’m lost in space.

I’m Looney tunes.

I’m off the deep end.

I’m certifiable,                                                                                         

Insanity’s my friend.

Three fries shy,

Of a happy meal,

I’m in La La Land,

Just keepin’ it real.

Michael D. Schafer

© July 12, 2015