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I'm Tired
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, November 14, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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It was a long weekend.
I’M TIRED I’m all tuckered out, Worn out and beat. I can’t keep my eyes open. I’m dead on my feet. I’ve run out of steam. I’ve run out of gas. Totally drained, I’m draggin’ my ass. I’m all done in, Wiped out and spent, My get up and go, Has got up and went. I’m petered out, Loopy and droopy. Fatigued and pooped, I’m bushed as can be. Bone weary and shot. Seriously REM deprived. I’m sick and tired of being tired. I need to be revived. Michael D. Schafer © July 23, 2015

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on November 14, 2016

Man! You come up with all the phrases and make 'em rhyme! Enjoyed!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 14, 2016

Use speed or meth, if you will...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on November 14, 2016

Not sure this poem is a spoof on your part or dead serious, but what I know of you it is a spoof. All that play on words don't ya know.

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on November 14, 2016

The way that you are feeling now, it a wonder how you'll feel if you should reach thee 100 mark? I hope that I'll be around to hear!

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on November 14, 2016

It happens to the best of us. Welcome to the club. You will be revived soon enough, my friend. It sounds like it's already started, from this poem. John

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