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Currency
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, December 14, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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The love of my life.

 CURRENCY

 

The day I met Currency,

I knew I was in for some change.

The love of my life was legal tender.

Making moolah was a fair exchange.

 

She was a pretty penny.

Top dollar in her class.

She had a beauty mint mark,

Stamped right on her ass.

 

She was quite a fund.

I was filled with greed and lust.

This wasn’t just easy money.

Her bundle was well trussed.

 

She had some really big bucks,

Much more than petty cash.

I shot my wad of bills,

When I found her secret stash.

 

She’s open to my advances.

She’s worth a tidy sum to me.

It’s my dime, to coin a phrase,

And I’ll spend it with Currency.

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 7, 2015


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 Reviews of "Currency"
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 14, 2016
I don't know how you do it, Michael, but you certainly come up with them. This one has its own unique currency. Excellent. John

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 14, 2016
You left me with a question. If she was Moolah, was she Muslim?

The root of currency is not evil, it's current. Therefore, I think you had to spend that pretty penny right away or otherwise she wouldn't be current anymore. Right?

This was a very cool write and stands on its own right. Right?

Ron

Reviewed on December 14, 2016
I had to chuckle all the way through this one, Michael!! I needed a laugh about right now! THanks!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 14, 2016
Ahhhhhhhhh . . . Kickass writing, Michael!!!


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