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A Cold Case
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, December 31, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Happy New Year everyone. Let's go out with a laugh.
A COLD CASE A drugstore was broken into, But the robbery was brief. Only cough drops were stolen, It must’ve been a hoarse thief. Michael D. Schafer © October 16, 2015

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Reviews of "A Cold Case"

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on October 9, 2017

Your poems never fail to bring a chuckle to my lips. Some days that's just what I need.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 2, 2017

I hope he did not choke on his stolen drops,
As soon as entered the store the cops...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 1, 2017

Was there any hard horse apple evidence?

You sure know how to pun 'em.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on December 31, 2016

I'm kinda disappointed, Michael.
I thought this was gonna be about beer.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on December 31, 2016

I see the date on this poem is 16 Oct, so it is not a recent cold. Happy New Year. John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on December 31, 2016

Great stuff.

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on December 31, 2016

Silly and Fun ,but good for a laugh Thanks

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