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The Cosmetology Class
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, February 8, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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THE COSMETOLOGY CLASS The cosmetology class, Was taking their final exam. But one student was absent, Because of a traffic jam. When she finally got to school, The student was upset and stressed. Her teacher said not to worry, She could still take a makeup test. Michael D. Schafer © February 6, 2017

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Reviewed by Deborah Shepard

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

creative loved it hugs

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

Clever

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

Another fine and funny poem!! You are the master of them.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

As usual, very punny!

Runny

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

Good shot Michael -- a little humor for a facelift

Reviewed by David Thompson

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

You are a funny, funny man! Thoroughly enjoy your poems.

David

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

I will definitely show this to my female students. I am sure they will love it. Very funny. John

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