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Volley Vacuum
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, April 7, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun.

 VOLLEY VACUUM

 

Volley Vacuum sucks at his job,

It was a fact he could not deny,

And even though he canister up dirt,

Volley Vacuum is still an upright guy.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 31, 2016

 

 


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 Reviews of "Volley Vacuum"
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on April 8, 2017
Michael..this " ditty " sucks...kudos

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 8, 2017
My mom had a laydown drag along Hoover. Does that mean that when she was using it, Volley was laying down on the job?

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 7, 2017
My stand-up Mr. Hoover says hi to Volley & hopes his sucker never gets impaired or needs repair...:) -e-

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on April 7, 2017
We have Henry and Henrietta's over here....
What would we do without them?
Diana...

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 7, 2017
Love those vacuums and their power to suck up dirt and lint from carpets. A noble endeavor. No silk Persian carpet should be without one. John


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