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Volley Vacuum
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, April 7, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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VOLLEY VACUUM Volley Vacuum sucks at his job, It was a fact he could not deny, And even though he canister up dirt, Volley Vacuum is still an upright guy. Michael D. Schafer © January 31, 2016

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Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on April 8, 2017

Michael..this " ditty " sucks...kudos

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 8, 2017

My mom had a laydown drag along Hoover. Does that mean that when she was using it, Volley was laying down on the job?

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 7, 2017

My stand-up Mr. Hoover says hi to Volley & hopes his sucker never gets impaired or needs repair...:) -e-

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Reviewed on April 7, 2017

We have Henry and Henrietta's over here....
What would we do without them?
Diana...

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on April 7, 2017

Love those vacuums and their power to suck up dirt and lint from carpets. A noble endeavor. No silk Persian carpet should be without one. John

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