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If You Hire An Exorcist
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, April 25, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just a word to the wise.

 IF YOU HIRE AN EXORCIST

 

If you hire an exorcist,

A prompt payment is best.

Fail to pay an exorcist,

And you’ll get repossessed.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 22, 2017
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 Reviews of "If You Hire An Exorcist"
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
Reviewed on April 26, 2017
Hmmm, exactly how much would that cost?
Reviewed by Darkest Angel
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
LOL! That is just crazy - nice one again. Excellent use of words and humor. :))
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
Where in the world do you come up with these ideas? I'd like to visit your mind.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
I hired one to exorcise you, but it seems all he did was possess you with a singular wit / humor...:) -e-
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
Sounds pretty grim. Wouldn't want that to happen. It's always good to pay up. John
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
Spinning head and pea soup!!!! PAY the exorcist!!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
Nearly fell onto my wheelchair. Not because I was repossessed or possessed. But because I was laughing so hard!

Ron
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 25, 2017
Leaving a good tip would be wise also.
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