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Time for A new Belt
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just having fun with words.
TIME FOR A NEW BELT I bought a new belt with a built in watch, And every hour it would chime. The belt ensures my pants stay up, But the watch is a waist of time. Michael D. Schafer © April 29, 2017

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Reviews of "Time for A new Belt"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 5, 2017

Not if you tighten it up a bit� It will be a cinch.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 4, 2017

Great one!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by William Munsell

Reviewed on May 4, 2017

The master of the "Double entendre" strikes again. always look forward to your next poem.

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on May 4, 2017

FUNNY! However, I bet my college students would have to ponder over this one.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on May 3, 2017

Only you could write a poem about a belt. Cute!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on May 3, 2017

Ha, nice play on word Michael, I bought a new pair of shoes and they had a buckle on it with a new phone, it rang and rang but I didn't pick up. So they hung up and said, " guess nobody's home" pst, I was, xo

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on May 3, 2017

Hah! Gotta love it!

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on May 3, 2017

I'll give this one to my students and see if they get it. English is full of double meanings like this. It drives them crazy. What a language. John

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