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Time for A new Belt
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, May 3, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun with words.

 TIME FOR A NEW BELT

 

I bought a new belt with a built in watch,

And every hour it would chime.

The belt ensures my pants stay up,

But the watch is a waist of time.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 29, 2017

 

 


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 Reviews of "Time for A new Belt"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
Not if you tighten it up a bit… It will be a cinch.

Ron

Reviewed on May 4, 2017
Great one!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on May 4, 2017
The master of the "Double entendre" strikes again. always look forward to your next poem.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on May 4, 2017
FUNNY! However, I bet my college students would have to ponder over this one.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 3, 2017
Only you could write a poem about a belt. Cute!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on May 3, 2017
Ha, nice play on word Michael, I bought a new pair of shoes and they had a buckle on it with a new phone, it rang and rang but I didn't pick up. So they hung up and said, " guess nobody's home" pst, I was, xo

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 3, 2017
Hah! Gotta love it!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 3, 2017
I'll give this one to my students and see if they get it. English is full of double meanings like this. It drives them crazy. What a language. John


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