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A Cup Of What?
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, June 9, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A little sports humor.

 A CUP OF WHAT?

 

A boy was told a cup’s important,

If he wants to play a contact sport.

He said if a cup’s that important,

Maybe he should get a quart.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 11, 2016

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "A Cup Of What?"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 11, 2017
Cute...-e-
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2017
Quite good, Michael!

Always,
Deborah
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on June 10, 2017
Reminds me of nothing except a needed a laugh.
And you delivered. Thanks, a bushel and a peck.
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
Well Michael..talk about a " PLAY " on words...hahaha....kudos
Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
So funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
innocence sweet
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
LOL!!! Can't ya just see it????

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
Your words pack a good punch.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
Succinct and yet this expresses much... ...and I do appreciate the humor as well. :) Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 9, 2017
Innocence is bliss. Reminds me of the time, in ninth grade, when my brother, mimicking others, called a female classmate a "horror." Later he was taken out of class by the assistant principal and our English teacher told us we should never use words like that. ;-)

Ron
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