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A Guitar
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, July 5, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Picking on myself.
A GUITAR I love to listen to a guitar, As it’s being played. With just some simple strings, There’s music to be made. I have my guitar heroes, In country, rock and blues. I wish I could play like them, And stand in their shoes. Alas, I have no talent. I’ll never be a star. When it comes to making music, I can’t even play an air guitar. Michael D. Schafer © February 26, 2013

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 7, 2017

Well, I heard that you play the radio!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on July 6, 2017

lol, I love music too dear Michael, I can't play an instrument but I do sing Karaoke every week, working on a song for next week it's from a new artist called Shayne Ward and the name of the song is "Stand By Me" no it's not a remake of the old, check it out it is lovely. I hope I can do the song justice, come Sunday, have a great day, hugs xo

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on July 5, 2017

You struck a chord with me on this one...Jim Morrison could play guitar back in the day when..but you my friend can play the pen...
Another winner...have a great day....hope all is well...kj

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 5, 2017

That air guitar failure is a real downer. But your poems make fine lyrics that can be some by the likes of comedic singers and take you far. All you have to do is hook up with one.

Like Ed says somebody has to, "shovel it."

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on July 5, 2017

I failed at the tuba, the clarinet, the piano, and the guitar. Then I picked up the pen, and I've been shoveling sh*t like Shineola ever since.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on July 5, 2017

Ahhh . . . That's a darn shame, Michael, I am an expert air guitarist.

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