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Dillbert Pickle
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, July 12, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun with words.

 DILLBERT PICKLE

 

Dillbert Pickle was very fickle,

His life was a jar.

He likes to barrel down the interstae,

In his Vlassic Car.

 

He married his Sweet Gherkin,

And they had two Baby Dills.

They moved into a condiment,

Over on Pickle Patch Hills.

 

After a Bread and Butter dinner,

He’d relish a glass of brine.

A real kosher guy.

Dillbert Pickle gets pickled just fine.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 1, 2015

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Dillbert Pickle"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 14, 2017
Unique for sure! I am pickled to death and there is no cure! Another winner!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 14, 2017
I love wordplay. And I love humor. This has both. I wish more authors would get off their serious seats and write more fun stuff like this. Keep them coming…

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers… (Repeat that rapidly 10 times)

Ron
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on July 13, 2017
When I saw the word 'pickle' in the title, I knew I was in for it. Love it! And you kept it clean.
Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on July 12, 2017
I love it. Could be one of my favorite's that you have written and that is saying a lot.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 12, 2017
Gotta love it!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on July 12, 2017
I'm just the pickle in the middle! LOL!! Good one!

Love ya!

Jane
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