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Brewster Brush
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, August 28, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thought I'd spread this one around.

 BREWSTER BRUSH

 

Brewster Brush decided to apply himself,

He was tired of the same old strokes.

Brushed off and made fun of,

He bristled at all of the jokes.

 

First he got a handle on his hairs.

A Brush should be gently applied.

With smooth even pressure and a steady hand,

It’s amazing what he could hide.

 

Ready to take the big dip,

He really spread it on.

There’s nothing like a new coat,

In the early light of dawn.

 

Not too heavy. Not too thick,

And operating at maximum plush,

Brewster used bold and brilliant strokes,

But make-up still makes him blush.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© October 12, 2014

 

 


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 Reviews of "Brewster Brush"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 29, 2017
Delightfully witty, Michael! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 29, 2017
All made up like this, all Brewster needs now is to don his gay apparel! ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 28, 2017
I can't seem to brush this one off! It's an intriguing poem as such.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 28, 2017
I remember the Fuller Brush guy coming to our house with his suitcase of brushes. A perfect ode to this salesman.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 28, 2017
Heh.Heh Truly a fantastic write!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 28, 2017
Only you Michael could write up an interesting and inventive poem about a brush. Very clever. Enjoyed. John

Reviewed on August 28, 2017
This poem reminds me of my father who taught me how to maintain that "bead" along the edges as I would paint rooms in the house along with him. Yes, a steady hand!! 'Enjoyed!

Love ya!

Jane


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