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An A-maize-ing Crop
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, September 15, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Allow me to apologize now for this corny write.

 AN A-MAIZE-ING CROP

 

Outstanding in his field,

Farmer Brown was full of good cheer.

His corn crop had produced a record yield,

And he was grinning from ear to ear.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© September 13, 2017

 

 


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 Reviews of "An A-maize-ing Crop"
Reviewed on September 19, 2017
I love every bit of this!! You a playah!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Love your play on words.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
This one stood out like high cotton, only it was corny.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Apology accepted, farmer Mike...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
"grinning from ear to ear."

This isn't such a corny write. It is a simple poem, but there is much meaning within the four lines, Michael.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 15, 2017
Chuckle-chuckle. The punch lies in the title. John


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