A Grill Does Not A Bed Make (Even When You're 80 % Lean) (poem) by Michael D. Schafer on AuthorsDen

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A Grill Does Not A Bed Make (Even When You're 80 % Lean)
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Monday, October 30, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Talk about a hot bed.
A GRILL DOES NOT A BED MAKE (EVEN WHEN YOU’RE 80% LEAN) The hamburger pattie hadn’t slept a wink, And he got up bushed and beat. He might have been fresh ground beef, But he still felt like dead meat. His eyes were red and sore. He felt fried and not quite right. He had tried sleeping on the grill, But tossed and turned all night. Michael D. Schafer © Sept. 9, 2017

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 31, 2017

Great personification. All you have to do is add a head, arms and legs, and chew.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 31, 2017

Sounds like a Whopper to me... :=))

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 31, 2017

OK now....

What's all this beef about Patty?

Ya better fess up!

Somebody may want to grill ya!

LOL

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on October 30, 2017

A rough night. I'd like to be 80% lean.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 30, 2017

I like mine mid-rare on the fly!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 30, 2017

And when he woke up, he discovered that he was in someone's stomach, already eaten . . . !

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