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Opaque
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, January 8, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A punny poem

 OPAQUE

 

I heard the word opaque,

And was glad my dictionary was near.

But when I looked it up,

Its meaning was unclear.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© December 30, 2017


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 Reviews of "Opaque"
Reviewed on January 12, 2018
You gave me a good laugh! Thanks!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 11, 2018
Cute.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 9, 2018
You come up with some doozies, and they aren't even cars!

If you think that one was bad, you should have looked up translucent!

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 9, 2018
another smile you have given to us all

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 8, 2018
Hazy, unclear, fuzzy logic. Kinda like politics...LOL

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 8, 2018
Thank God for dictionaries; otherwise the meaning would be "unclear".


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