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Golfing Gophers
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, April 21, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A punny poem.

 GOLFING GOPHERS

 

The golf course groundskeeper,

Had a pesky gopher on the run.

That gopher had been on the greens,

And made a hole in one.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 25, 2017

 


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 Reviews of "Golfing Gophers"
Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on April 24, 2018
Clever and witty!
Diana...

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 23, 2018
A short P\Funny one can be so much FUN! It's GREAT!
Tony Tiger

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 22, 2018
Sure did! You don't have to be a PGA pro to hire a caddy to go-fer your balls… shades of the Bill Murray hit.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 21, 2018
Not surprised that you eventually got around to bringing up the gopher, poor little guy who got a hole in one !

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 21, 2018
Cute.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on April 21, 2018
That little pesky out to be pesked out once and for all. Nice one Michael.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 21, 2018
Heh.Heh Gotta love it!

Reviewed on April 21, 2018
LOL!! I'll show this to my husband, the avid golfer!! Funny!!

Love ya!

Jane


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