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Golfing Gophers
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, April 21, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A punny poem.
GOLFING GOPHERS The golf course groundskeeper, Had a pesky gopher on the run. That gopher had been on the greens, And made a hole in one. Michael D. Schafer © January 25, 2017

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Reviews of "Golfing Gophers"

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Reviewed on April 24, 2018

Clever and witty!
Diana...

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on April 23, 2018

A short P\Funny one can be so much FUN! It's GREAT!
Tony Tiger

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 22, 2018

Sure did! You don't have to be a PGA pro to hire a caddy to go-fer your balls� shades of the Bill Murray hit.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on April 21, 2018

Not surprised that you eventually got around to bringing up the gopher, poor little guy who got a hole in one !

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on April 21, 2018

Cute.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on April 21, 2018

That little pesky out to be pesked out once and for all. Nice one Michael.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on April 21, 2018

Heh.Heh Gotta love it!

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on April 21, 2018

LOL!! I'll show this to my husband, the avid golfer!! Funny!!

Love ya!

Jane

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