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Why Why Why
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, May 30, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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All kids do it. They want to know why.
WHY WHY WHY He drove his parents crazy, And all they could do was sigh. Needing a reason for everything, Their son was a real “whys” guy. Michael D. Schafer © May 3, 2018

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Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on May 31, 2018

Is this poem about you? I can see your parents scratching their heads.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on May 31, 2018

When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be something different about how kids are always asking the question why. Leave it to you, Michael, to come up this witticism.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

LOL!!!! We all have those moments with our kids! This gives me a chuckle.

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

LOL!! This is great stuff, Michael!!! I got a kick out of it!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

Nice work Michael!
You know the biggest "Why Guy" was Albert Einstein.
His favorite saying was, "Question Everything!"
He would say, "Why? Why? Why?" "What makes this work? What MAKES it go?"
That's how he got to be so smart by driving other people crazy!
So......now you know!
LOL

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

My sons were too. I think it's a mark of intelligence when you are a whys guy.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

More wordplay� Keep it coming! If only more parents had the time and energy to answer all of those innocent questions, we would have a healthier and wiser populace today.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

You are putting my stuff on the street, as this is/was me in my past days...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on May 30, 2018

You got that right, Michael. "Why" is a way oof learning not taught in school.

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