THERE’S SOMETHING FISHY GOIN’ ON

Do fish paint with water colors?

Are barnacles, barnacle heads?

Is a baseball playing crab the pinch hitter?

Do fish sleep in water beds?

Can a needlefish sew with thread?

Does a mussel wear a muscle shirt?

Do whales chew blubbergum?

Is a baby squid a little squirt?

Do jellyfish have jelly buttons?

Does a lionfish roar?

Does a lonely penguin feel ice-olated?

Do mermaids sweep the ocean floor?

Can you wish upon a starfish?

 Do swordfish have sword fights?

Do fish like to play tide and seek?

Does a starfish twinkle at night?

Do groupers stick together?

Are hammerheads a driving force?

Can you rope a bull shark,

While riding on a seahorse?

Is a lazy crayfish a slobster?

Do frying fish use a cookbook?

And if a fish can post bail,

Does that mean they’re off the hook?

Michael D. Schafer

© June 2, 2018