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Lumber Jack & Lumber Jill: A Chainsaw Wedding
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, July 23, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Let the chips fly


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 LUMBER JACK & LUMBER JILL

A CHAINSAW WEDDING

 

 

Lumber Jack,

Met Lumber Jill,

At the top,

Of Logger’s Hill.

 

Said Lumber Jack,

To Lumber Jill,

“I see you saw,

For Cutter’s Mill.’

 

Said Lumber Jill,

As she sawed wood,

“I’ve seen you saw,

And you saw good.”

 

She was sharp as an axe.

He was cutting edge.

She liked the way,

He used his wedge.

 

Doing a crosscut,

They worked hand in glove.

Their hearts shouted “Timber,”

As they fell in love.

 

They tied the knot,

At Cutter’s Mill.

Jill took Jack’s name,

And she became a STIHL

 

Michael D. Schafer

© July 20, 2018

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Lumber Jack & Lumber Jill: A Chainsaw Wedding"
Reviewed on August 18, 2018
You come up with the darndest ideas and this one about tops them all!! (Really, they're all great!)

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 2, 2018
Funny. You never disappoint.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 30, 2018
This is the first story or poem about a chainsaw that made me smile.
For most involve blood and unfortunate events that cramps my style.
A refreshing poem from beginning to end! Amen!

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on July 28, 2018
This is crazy creative and punny funny!
Love it.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 25, 2018
Cool poem, Michael, very, very much so. I wasn't ready for that last line, but it pleased me a bunch.


Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 25, 2018
Great play on words, thanks for the chuckle.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 24, 2018
Thank you for my morning snicker, this one was a kicker...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 23, 2018
With a hunting motif, they would've had to have a shotgun wedding. But I saw what they did and I'm not telling that saw… No siree.

Ron

Reviewed on July 23, 2018
Cute and delightful poem to read. It gave me a chuckle.

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on July 23, 2018
This poem is just chock-full of delightful puns and cross-references. I don't know how you do it, but do it you do until it's done.


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