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The Goodbye Store
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, August 26, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun with words.


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 THE GOODBYE STORE

 

Welcome to The Goodbye Store,

Where goodbyes are all we sell.

With so many ways to say goodbye,

We’re here to serve our clientele.

 

Goodbyes are always in demand,

And come in many styles.

We’ve got see ya later alligator’s,

And after while crocodile’s.

 

You can choose an eloquent sayonara,

Or opt for an adios or adieu.

Pick up a cheerio and pip pip,

Or the ever popular toodaloo.

 

You can be sophisticated,

And take home some ciao.

Select a bon soir or an au revoir,

And leave them with a bow.

 

You can keep it simple,

With a farewell and so long.

When you shop at The Goodbye Store,

There’s no way to go wrong.

 

Order an arrivederci ,

Or a friendly bon voyage.

Grab a hasta la vista,

If it’s time to get out of Dodge.

 

Our prices are so low,

You won’t believe your eyes.

Satisfaction is guaranteed,

Our goodbyes are good buys.

 

So we’ll catch you on the flipside,

And see you round if you don’t turn square.

Thank you for shopping The Goodbye Store,

Ta ta for now, and take care.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 15, 2018

 


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 Reviews of "The Goodbye Store"
Reviewed on October 3, 2018
What fun I have reading your poems, Michael!! Again, you have pulled something out of thin air! Kudos!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on August 28, 2018
This is so cute, Michael! Fun to read, and certainly a unique store! One of my daughters just has to say "Love-ya-bye" when we hang up the phone, or even with a goodbye hug when visiting. She's not a little kid, but a 50-year-old! It's become our special goodbye.

Connie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 27, 2018
You are like always the Good Humor man, only you don't sell ice cream instead you sell likable smiles while you pass by...-e-

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 27, 2018
And fun it is, Michael. This is nothing new, you have been having fun with words for quite a while and are quite expert at it. Keep on.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 26, 2018
Once again, you exhibit your cleverness at playing with words, Michael. Well done! Love and peace to you (and a good night's sleep),

Regis

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 26, 2018
Funny as always.

Reviewed on August 26, 2018
Interesting that there are so many ways to say goodbye. I suppose you've covered almost all of them.

Sandie :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 26, 2018
I had to say Aloha to Hawaii or I'd be underwater now, but I'll leave you with my girlfriends' parting pert…Bu-bye…

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 26, 2018
Yep, you are right-on about the many ways to say goodbye Michael, you can also say, “get lost, hombre."


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