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Con-Fusion
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, September 20, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun with words.

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 CON-FUSION

 

With too many ions in the fire,

The nuclear scientist accidently ate uranium cake.

He had a bad reaction,

And got atomic ache.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 23, 2015

 

 
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 Reviews of "Con-Fusion"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on September 25, 2018
This made my tummy want to glow in the dark. HA!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 21, 2018
Mike, you are truly nuts,
Writing like you takes guts,
Now let me get back to my wacky butt...-e-
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Cute. And he glowed in the dark.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Hah! Gotta love it, and I do.
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Love the humour that comes with your creativity!!! It's always so good!!!

Sandie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Well done, Michael. I appreciate the smile your verses gave. I love playing with words as well and do so writing limericks. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
He breathed radiation lightly, with his achy breaky heart.

Your posting today was simply radioactive.

Ron
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Wow! He would get more than atomic ache, more likely nuclear wake.
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