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Road Apples
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, October 22, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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get 'em fresh.

 ROAD APPLES

 

I have road apples for sale,

Picked fresh today.

Sorted  by size,

They’re all grade A.

 

I get my road apples,

Straight from the source.

And all I have to do,

Is follow a horse.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 17, 2014

 

 


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 Reviews of "Road Apples"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on October 25, 2018
Teethmarks included. Funny as usual.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 24, 2018
Too funny! Well done, Michael. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 23, 2018
Horse apples! All I can get from the road is roadkill, Yum Yum.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 23, 2018
Heh.Heh . . . I've eaten my share of "Road Apples," Michael. Not! Funny.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 23, 2018
This was funny Michael but it also reminds me of a piece I wrote about the importance of apples during the Great Depression. Why they called it Great is beyond me. Anyway, as you probably know apples were picked and sold to make money or to barter for other fruits and vegetables. However, an unbruized prized apple or an orange would be a Christmas present for a little child. Can you imagine that? Try giving THAT to a kid today! Ha!Ha! LOL

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on October 22, 2018
An apple a day keeps the doctor away__ or maybe not. Love
your style.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 22, 2018
So you're selling "road apples",
Bet they coming from you quite dapple,
This short poem made me hilariously cackle,
I would rather to collect not from a horse but a camel...:) -e-

Reviewed on October 22, 2018
Do you follow with a pooper scooper? Good one, Michael!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on October 22, 2018
Were those really road apples that you've picked up after the horse? Hmmm...

Sandie

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 22, 2018
I eat apples all year round, even here in the desert, but "road apples" are the best, especially those New England mackintosh apples that we used to get in farms outside of Boston. Thanks for reminding me in this season of autumn.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on October 22, 2018
hahahahaha get it!!


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