Getting A Name (poem) by Michael D. Schafer on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: Terry Vinson, iGibbs Williams, iPawan Mishra, iSusan Smith, iJoy Pedersen, iEmmanuel Laroche, iChristina Neely, iJoshua Su, iDavid Young, iErin Kelly-Moen, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Michael D. Schafer

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry

· 393 Titles
· 2,888 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Nov, 2012

Michael D. Schafer, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Getting A Name
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, October 25, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

Save

Follow Share on Facebook

It might be morbid, but it is Halloween.
GETTING A NAME She was a cadaver, No longer alive. Biding her time, In dissection room 5. She needed a name, For here she had none. So a contest was held, Picking a name for fun. Many good names were entered, Like Mona Morbid and Serenity, But no bones about it, The winning name was Stiffany. Michael D. Schafer © June 27, 2015

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Getting A Name"

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 31, 2018

GREAT!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on October 27, 2018

Now this is clever, I loved it, Michael.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 26, 2018

Good name! I got a kick out of this poem! Having worked in Pathology at the Cleveland Clinic, we'd name our "guests" and a lot of other lab stuff. You gave me a flashback, Michael, and it was fun! Thank you!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 25, 2018

. . . and as stiff as stiffany she shall remain. Enjoyed Michael in yesterday's otherwise tedious day. I always look forward to your inventive, humorous writes, unique of their kind.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on October 25, 2018

Cute as always.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 25, 2018

How appropriate!

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Reviewed on October 25, 2018

"American Express Don't Leave Home Without It."

Sandie

New Poetry by Michael D. Schafer

Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland.

Reykjavik

A story about someone I'm sure we all know.

Claudia Chatterbox

A children's poem.

Fred the Flying Fish

Once again, I''m just laughing at myself, and I hope you can laugh with me. And reports of my decline are greatly exaggerated. Well, maybe not greatly

Golden Years My Ass

No frogs were harmed during the writing of this poem.

F-R-O-G Jam

The right tool for the right job.

Tooling Around

Just laughing at myself.

The Master Poet

When it rains, make mud pies.

Mud Pies

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	Fried Chicken
4.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
5.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
6.	Milkman's letter
7.	Laughing As I Flee...
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	Newfangled Things
10.	A Salt and Batter
11.	A Writer Named Ron
12.	Ode to Spamophobia
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	The Last Second
16.	Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
17.	Houston Greats
18.	Hound Dog
19.	AThree Year Old
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Twain: Tattered, Trounced, Tortured and Traumatized by Jay Dubya

Author Jay Dubya satirizes 20 Mark Twain stories in adult language and content.

Member BookAds

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II is adult literature that satirizes ten famous William Shakespeare plays.

Member BookAds

Twain: Tattered, Trounced, Tortured and Traumatized by Jay Dubya

Author Jay Dubya satirizes 20 Mark Twain stories in adult language and content.

Member BookAds