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Mr. Write
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, November 4, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A love story.

 MR. WRITE

 

Paula Paper loved Peter Pen,

She knew he was Mr. Write.

When he sang, “I dot my i’s on you,”

It turned her pages bright.

 

Peter Pen was all inked up,

His spring ready to click.

With perfect punctuation,

He’s much more than just a Bic.

 

Paula Paper was quite a piece.

Her stationeries are noted treats.

Paula Paper likes to rustle around,

She’s good between the sheets.

 

Peter Pen had a flair for text,

His moves were fluid and smooth.

His strokes were firm yet light,

When he was in a groove.

 

Then one night they put Pen to Paper,

And Paula set her binders free.

His ballpoint tip came out,

Her loose leafs got scattered about,

And they shared a write of ecstasy.

 

They composed all night long,

Each hoping it would never end.

Even when he started to fade,

Peter still left Paula well Penned.

 

Their feelings for each other couldn’t be erased,

They always wrote along great.

Peter Pen drew up the wedding plans,

And Paula married her true Papermate.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 2, 2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Mr. Write"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on November 7, 2018
If Hallmark had a Humor category you would be their poet laureate.
This poem ranks at the top of my list as the best of the best.
I laughed from beginning to end. And now I must walk around all
day with a smile on my face...leaving some to think last night was
a very good night for me.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on November 5, 2018
hahahaha! wow, that's a good write!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 5, 2018
Lines like, “I dot my i’s on you,” are what make your poems both funny and unique. You have a real wordsmith's eye for the unusual use of words. I sure hope you have that poetry book in the works. It could be a bestseller and I could see late-night hosts reading or acting out some of your poems.

Made me remember when I went for my trusted ballpoint (leaking from sideways pressure on the ball) to Flair pens of multiple colors depending upon my mood and reserving the red for correcting papers.

Ron

Reviewed on November 5, 2018
Oh, dear! Michael always comes up with these wonderful ideas to write a poem. It is simply amazing!

Sandie

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 4, 2018
Michael,

Just when I thought this poem could NOT GET BETTER the last line brought back some very fond memories of my late night dates with my Papermate!

This one was "OVER THE TOP!" mate.

John Michael

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on November 4, 2018
What a lovely story, all is well that end well.
Nice one Michael

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on November 4, 2018
"I dot my I's on you." Simply brilliant, along with the rest of the poem. You outdid yourself on this one, Michael. Excellent.


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