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The Naked Nun
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, January 5, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun. No offense intended.

 THE NAKED NUN

 

The naked nun was having fun,

Dancing down the aisle.

Just like Eve in Eden,

She was wearing nothing but a smile.

 

She had completely disrobed,

And shed her veil.

She made the evening news,

And got lots of fan mail.

 

The naked nun was having fun,

Shouting, “Sisters be free.”

Casting aside old habits,

She bared it for all to see.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 3, 2019

 
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 Reviews of "The Naked Nun"
Reviewed by Mary Cochrane
Reviewed on January 9, 2019
I agree with Sandie but sometimes for reformation to happen we got to bare it all, old habits, traditions etc. Nice one my friend!
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 8, 2019
Oh, my!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 7, 2019
That sure was a good way to get rid of old habits! Love the double entendre.

Ron
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 5, 2019
No offense intended and "nun" received, only good fun.
Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on January 5, 2019
A fun view of the Reformation haha!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 5, 2019
Oh my . . . Gotta love it, and I sure as hell did, you betcha!

Men . . . Sandie . . . We just never stand a chance . . .
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 5, 2019
Naked is an innocent beauty... until men perceived it as something sinful.

Sandie
Reviewed by Sherry Asbury
Reviewed on January 5, 2019
Now that I would pay a nickel to see!!
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