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What's A Poor Guy To Do
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, January 8, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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WHAT’S A POOR GUY TO DO I’m overworked, And underpaid, Oversexed, And can’t get laid. What’s a poor guy to do? Michael D. Schafer © January 1 2019

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on January 10, 2019

You're in a heap o' trouble, boy!! Maybe you should get a job as an "escort"..............did I suggest that????? Rock on, Michael!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on January 9, 2019

Start a research group. I think you'll find a lot of people are in the same boat. Then problems solved.

Sandie

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

Don't write poetry or prose. You need a different career where you are underworked and overpaid and can have any partner. Let's see. An actor.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

Sexy is as sexy does maybe you can strut in your underwear at the local mall, You will either get arrested or get snatched up by some over sexed Diva wearing a fur coat and singing "Delta Dawn " hope I made you smile, on a serious note, "don't do it, " you'll catch a chill and then you wont' have the will to write more pleasantries,
have a great evening Michael babe

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

hahahaha very funny a short pun!

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

Sounds like he has already done enough !

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

One things for sure, with those stats, you won't get, "made."

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 8, 2019

Buy a lottery ticket and hope to get rich & stop complainin', we can't all be oversexed and still can't get laid...:) -e-

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