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Perfection
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, January 19, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun.

 PERFECTION

 

I am the Greatest.

Best of the best.

Of my glory,

I can attest.

 

I’ve never been wrong,

I never make mistakes.

No mulligan’s for me

I never need retakes.

 

It never rains on my parade.

I’m a sight to see.

As good as it gets,

The sun rises and sets on me

 

I’m the epitome of perfection,

At the top of my game.

A true living legend,

I’m in the Hall of Fame.

 

I’m the apple of my eye,

See my medals gleam…….

And that’s when I woke up,

From a really good dream.

 

Oh well….back to reality.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 17, 2019
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 Reviews of "Perfection"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 25, 2019
Unfortunately, some people think this way about themselves. And I knew too many of them.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 21, 2019
Well done, Michael, after all, it is said that laughter is the best medicine. Love and peace,

Regis.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on January 20, 2019
You ARE at the top of your game, Michael! You've got my vote!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on January 19, 2019
LOL!!! I guess you are allowed to have good dreams.

Sandie
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 19, 2019
Heh.Heh . . . Gotta love it, Michael . . .
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 19, 2019
That is the greatest streak of clichés I believe I've ever read!

Ron
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 19, 2019
You sound like quite a character, delusional and funny to boot. Keep them coming.
Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on January 19, 2019
The best hahaha!!! Love it!
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