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Learning The Ropes
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, April 4, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just my twisted sense of humor.

 LEARNING THE ROPES

 

I can tie it up.

I can tie it down.

I can do a wrap,

And not make a sound.

 

I can be knotty,

But I’m no square.

When I wear a bowtie,

I’m quite debonair.

 

Always ready to jump right in,

I’m braided for strength.

You choose the circumference,

And I’ll supply the length.

 

I can be pulled,

But I can’t be pushed.

If I’m worked too hard,

I get frayed and bushed.

 

I may be twisted,

But that’s how I bend.

And I’ll be right there with you,

When you reach the end.

 

I’ve lassoed around all day.

I’ve climbed slippery slopes.

So hang with me,

And I’ll show you the ropes.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 1, 2019

 


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 Reviews of "Learning The Ropes"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 16, 2019
Wow! Very smart!

What would it be without ropes today?

They still get tied up these days.

Some things just never go away!

John Michael




Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 15, 2019
Clever and witty, Michael. Well done! Love and peace,

Regis.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 7, 2019
Love it!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 7, 2019
koolest piece I've read in a while
thanks for sharing Michael
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on April 7, 2019
hahaha funny, a classic Schafer!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 6, 2019
you seem to be tied up in knots
budd

Reviewed on April 6, 2019
Love this, Michael. Great flow and rhyme and gave me a big smile.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 5, 2019
Sounds like an invitation I would accept, Michael.

Reviewed on April 5, 2019
Strong visual effect! Love this!

Sandie

Reviewed on April 5, 2019
You are certainly the wordsmith here! Outstanding and enjoyable!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 5, 2019
Indeed, humor with an inventive twist, something different for sure. You really make the most of individual words.


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