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The Sexasaurus
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, July 1, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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be on the lookout for this creature roaming the land.

 THE SEXASAURUS

 

He’s a real live Sexasaurus.

His name is DinoRex.

And true to his heritage,

All he thinks about is sex.

 

In a constant state of arousal,

He’s instinctively inclined.

And like a true Sexasaurus,

He has a dirty mind.

 

The Sexasaurus roams the land,

In search of dinodears.

He’s looking for a little tail,

On the ends of their dinorears.

 

He’s turned on and horny.

His libido is dinohigh.

He’s dinomight with the ladies,

And gets a piece of their dinopie.

 

He’s at home in the bush,

Where he stands proud and erect.

After all, he is a Sexasaurus,

What the hell did you expect?

 

Michael D. Schafer

© June 20, 2019


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 Reviews of "The Sexasaurus"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 10, 2019
Yes, Jane has outdone herself. She is the youngest heartbeat of all.
I consider myself a dinosaur, thankful to have some sex these days.
But as a younger Sexasaurus, I could not even count the ways!
I was always on the prowl, always ready and hot!
But when it came to more than one lady, I would rather not.
Getting back to Jane. I know she is no spring chicken.
How does one keep it up after all these years?
That's totally insane! LOL
Much enjoyed! John Michael

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on July 5, 2019
Wow! Dino from the Flintstones has grown up!

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on July 3, 2019
Will somebody please help Jane?
A little mouth-to-mouth should do it.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 3, 2019
Cleverly concocted, Michael; and quite funny as well. Love and peace,

Regis.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 3, 2019
I would have expected your picture to be herein attached, as since you are the poet, as well you are the DinoRex in this text...-e-

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 3, 2019
I like your use of DinoRex - dears - rears - high - pie. Humorous. Peace...

Reviewed by ShyPoet 1
Reviewed on July 2, 2019
Brilliant, cleverly crafted poem that was a joy to read. Definitely an attention getter. Very well done.

Reviewed on July 1, 2019
Your description is so concise. Sex is a natural inclination for both the humans and the birds, and all other animals.

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 1, 2019
I love it. I can't help thinking that birds are just dinosaurs who escaped the great extinction. And I notice them shamelessly copulating in my backyard quite often. But they only do it in a rather very narrow nesting season to fertilize female eggs to create the next generation of baby flying dinosaurs.

No, you are portraying the male of the human species, Dino, probably a verile ancestor of Roman conquer of women immortal. Primed for sex even when women aren't. Like just after when you've killed one's husband.

Ron

Reviewed on July 1, 2019
Oh! This is so right!! I am forgetting to breathe!! Oh, yes!

Love ya!

Jane


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