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So You Wanna Go Fishin
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Wednesday, March 1, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A fishing experience?

So You Wanna Go Fishin

You know I ain’t much of a fisherman, but I do know a few,
They use most every kind of bait and tie their own lures too,

Below our camp was a fishing hole that I just had to see,
I’d heard many fishing tales, but this one happened to me,

The many claims of bass and trout were too hard to believe,
One afternoon I just had to try it, my doubts to relieve ,

My luck was bad to begin with and I should have turned about,
I had to walk two hundred yards, because the road was out,

As I approached the river , I saw the strangest sight,
A half grown red tail squirrel was in a terrible plight,

He was trying to get an acorn , but try as he might,
He couldn’t reach that acorn, but wouldn’t give up the fight,

As he approached the acorn the slender limb would bend.
Towards the water scared the squirrel, and he’d run back up again,

Finally in desperation he made it there without a fall,
Suddenly! a big Mouthed Bass jumped up grabbing acorn , squirrel and all!

God I sat there in total shock , I think my eyesight must be poor,
I’ve seen a number of big Mouthed Bass but never one this size before!

Every thing turned really quiet, peaceful and serene ,
I just couldn’t get over what it was that I had seen.

But suddenly that big fish appeared and really shocked me when,
He swam slowly with that acorn and placed it on that limb again!

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 2, 2017

Fishermen always can relate tall tails & short ones, but this one has to be the tallest of the bunch, but I am going to tell this the next time I am out in the ocean fishing, though I will change it to some kind of ocean fish...:) -e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 2, 2017
Now, that's a fish tale if I ever heerd one! I'm sure that largemouth bass will grab a bullfrog that ventures in their waters but it takes a musky with sharp teeth to catch a squirrel trying to swim across a pond or a baby duck with one mouthful. Gulp!

Ron

Reviewed on March 2, 2017
Oh, this is "rich"!!! My nephews will love it as much as I do as we go fishing together every once in awhile. I'll print it and pull it out the next time we go!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 2, 2017
I'd say there's something fishy about this tall tale.

Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on March 2, 2017
Great entertaining story Tom, just loved it. I could see Andy Griffith telling this story when he started out as a comedian of sorts or Jerry Clower. We just don't have any "Andy Griffiths or Jerry Clowers" any more! Maybe you should hit the comedy trail. Dan

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on March 2, 2017
Seriously!!! is this really a true story. I will have to share it with hubby as he is an avid fisherman. You either tell a good story or you saw something that would shock the BeJesus out of me too,
thanks for sharing it, hugs


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