Sometimes the untruth just comes out well done!

The Microwave

You know dag blame it, I can’t explain it , this new fangled how to cook crave,

I think what a crime of wasted good time, waitin for the ol’microwave,

Some go tic toc and have a real clock, that’ll even figure out the days,

Others have a thingy , that goes dingy, dingy while, waitin for the ol’microwave,

‘ I know I’m not much, for cookin and such, and using that demo it gave ,

But Man look a here, there’s time for a beer , waitin for the ol’microwave,

So there is some good, as I’m sure that there would ,be a lot of real pleasure days ,

When a little sip of Brandy, would taste mighty dandy, while waitin for the ol’microwave,

All that heavy work , a feller might shirk, there’s gotta be lots of ways,

For a smart guy now , to figure out how, while waitin for the ol’microwave
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The wife’s now employed ,and I’m overjoyed, look at the money we’ll save,

At home nothings new ,but there’s things I can do, while waiting for the ol’microwave

The eating of fish, is sure not the dish, that my ol’hunger will crave,

The wife made a buy, but that smell, I could die, waiting for the ol’microwave

Were you cussin at me? You better not be, , you’re sure gittin painfully brave,

No, No Sweet Hon, not even one, I‘m waitin for the ol’microwave,

If that’s a girl ,and not the carousel whirl, Mister you’re in for a grave,

No, No My Dear , I’m sure what you hear, is the sound of the ol’ microwave,

I’m takin the fifth, about the girl I was with , maybe my poor life to save,

To myself I’ll confess, I made a real mess, while waiting for the ol’microwave,

So now here I lay, in the third ER bay, with broken jaw wiring and staves,

A nurse from the group, warms up my soup, in the pharmacie’s
ol’microwave

So think once or twice, about my advice, and this confession I gave,

Be careful my friend ,how your time you expend ,waiting for that ol’microwave.

Epilogue:
Oh by the way, I’ve just gotta say, my mind has been messed up for days,

And as you might guess ,I wrote this whole mess while waiting for that ol’microwave

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