Sure wasted a lotta medical advice with this one

Father Problem

You say you need an operation to quit having a baby.
‘Yes Doctor I came here hoping you could help me maybe,’

‘No Sir, I’m not tired of being a mother,’
‘But this one makes five and I don’t want another,'

Well there are options we could suggest,
Some are quite expensive and may not be the best,

I personally like the modern technique of surgical birth controls,
They offer the best solution according to the most recent polls,

Castration is a permanent adjustment that’s truly life style demanding,
I don’t really recommend, it , although results are quite outstanding,

Moderate laser radiation will bring things to a rapid conclusion,
But there is the risk of shrinking unwanted things during the actual fusion,

A relatively recent method involves no pills or outward indications,
You can throw away prescriptions and expensive medications,
.
A professional vasectomy for the Father is proven very effective,
It’s a simple outpatient procedure that’s very rarely defective,

But Doctor I’ve got a big problem with all that medical stuff ,
‘The baby’s Father might think an operation is too rough,’

‘Besides, I’m not sure I could ever get him to agree,’
‘Because I’ve really got this problem don’t you see,’

Well Ma’am I’m very persuasive , we Doctors are that way,
I’m sure a little explanation and he’ll probably say ok,

I see you’re still shaking a strong “No”, with your head,
I’m wondering if you fully understand just what it is I’ve said,

So, why don’t you let me just go ahead and do what a doctor does,
‘Because Doctor I don’t know who in Hell the Father was!’