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Husband Gone
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Thursday, January 11, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Does she wanna thank the Police?


Husband Gone

Her husband‘s been missing, a week has gone by
Gone without warning, Can’t figure out why,

What can one do with this kind of event,
There’s no way to knowing which way he went ,

Ma’am I thought maybe I’d better call you first,
This is Officer Collins , prepare yourself for the Worst,

Thank you Officer , I had just put up my sack,
But I’ll run down to Goodwill and bring his clothes back !!

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 Reviews of "Husband Gone"
Reviewed on January 14, 2018
I can tell she's really going to mourn. LOL!! Good one again!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 14, 2018
Drat! I really hated when that happens!

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 13, 2018
nice punch line


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