sure need wide angle lens for this one

Fat !!

Being fat is where it’s at,
I reckon ,I never heard that,

But I had this friend of mine a little overweight you see,
Boy he had some problems , a lot more than you and me

Bath room scales he couldn’t use, they’d never read his weight,
He used the local feed store , they had scales for hauling freight,

I recommended natural foods ,for losing weight they’re really not too rough,
They’ve all kinds of weeds and flowers and tree root ground up stuff,

Guaranteed to do the job, if you can believe their add
My wife lost twenty seven pounds taking everything they had,

She bought their low cost diet and yes, her weight went down,
It only cost me a hundred and fifty seven dollars for every stinking pound !

My friend said he had tried their store but a major problem arose,
He’d just love to buy their stuff, but he can’t get between the rows,

Said he had to find a store with half way descent aisles
The extra big wide lanes at Wall Mart were more friendly to his style

Beside the baggy sweat pants dress code, like many others in line,
They’re looking for that Miracle diet he was trying to find,

Another thing that pleased him with the food he had to pack,
The heavy duty riding carts had a fifth wheel on the back ,

Said come with me to Wall Mart, there’s lots of folks lke me-
Them big fat tattooed ladies ; Amazing sights I guarantee.

Sorry Chuck ,but I’ll have to pass; a trip there just can’t be
I’m too far over loaded, with them views I can’t un-see ,

I can’t even sleep at night, fearing one of them might fall,
I’d be fired from 911 Job Career and all,

I know I shouldn’t feel this way , but Chuck it’s really bad,
With them tattoo’s covering everything, I don’t know where to grab.

Laugh it out ol’man, I think that’s what he said ,
Just picture what I tell you before you go to bed,

They’re great for shade in the summer time, and warmth in the winter too,
Moving pictures all night long, Big tattoo gonna git you !!