Hellooo Blondie!

Cell Phone Message


Doris , I’ve always known this fact to be so true ,
Guys really do prefer all Blondes just like me and you,

But I’ve never had a suitor calling so insistent,
He must be crazy over me ; he is so persistent,

I’m not really one to brag, but you would understand,
Many guys have freely offered me anything they can

And everyone will tell you, that I have the looks required
They say My intellect and person, leave a lot to be desired,

I guess I’ve always felt that I was a raving beauty,
Cause no ones ever called me pretty or a cutie

I heard it said by other men at every night club dinner,
Boy look at that dizzy Blonde, she sure is a winner!

Some Guys are such nice people almost like relations .
They’re always willing to share with me Motel accommodations,

I’ve always tried to overlook most everything they said,
And never allowed their admiration to go to my head,

I feel sorry for other girls that can’t come up to par,
But let’s face it, they’re all brunettes, missing everything we are,

Lately I’ve been real surprised, this guy calls everyday,
I don’t think I know him, but my number rings away,

He travels around an awful lot, he calls me from all over,
I know I’ve never met him, he must really be a rover,

His name is quite unusual, I know I’ve never heard it,
He must be a foreigner, maybe comes from Egypt,

He never leaves a message, never even one
I think he may be bashful or still a little young,

I was hoping you might heard of or know him even slightly,
Every time he comes up on my phone , it says his name’s “Scam Likely”