Marriage works for some. It's a give and take affair, but who does what to whom?

Three Brothers


Three fumbling Brothers not too bright
Decided on one drunken night ,

They would surely find and meet.
Three night ladies from the local street,

And they would all get married ; oh what a happy event,
A lovely home and family was their happy intent,

One would wed a Spanish girl. ‘ a long black haired beauty,
The second would wed an English girl, a small and lovely cutie,

The third one choose a Red neck dame,
Her beauty put the others to shame,

The brothers all wrote up demands ,
This is how our marriage will stand,

As my wife,you’ll wash my clothes,
Clean the house and after those,

Wash the dishes and cook my meal,
Then do anything else I feel,

The first was disappointed because upon day one,
He couldn’t see that any of the house work had been done,

Day two was much, much better and upon day three ,
All the work had been completed , the best that he could see,

Two was also disappointed, cause he could see like one,
His wife had been too lazy nothing had been done,

Day two was some better , he could see she cooked his meal,
Day three was really something every thing was done ; unreal,

Three had married the red neck, a beauty home to bring,
Those marriage demands were spoken twice and then once again ,

Well, day one didn’t go so good ,he couldn’t see a thing,
Day two was no better he wondered what three would bring,

Day three brought a welcome light, two days it had been hid,
Slowly it began to focus beneath his fat eyelids,

His lips were busted some but stitched up in the middle,
But best of all, it felt so good he could finally pee a little!

Spousal abuse is alive and well ,
Ol’three will be dining out for a spell !!!