The opinions expressed here are my own, but they are based on facts that's true . Hope you get a laugh or two.

Here’s to the Bugs

You must know that most everyone loves a little humor,
But the joke we have for a government surely ain’t no rumor,

$65K to figure out what bugs do near a light bulb, our government’s back to work,
How many of our representatives will look into a mirror and see a worthless jerk,

Are we missing something,like a little insect romance; man I’m bad,
Then again, could it be an illustration, for a new Viagra, ad,

It’s really hard to believe that anybody with any degree of a feeble mind,
Would ever want to spend tax payer dollars on a study of this kind,

But there it was , the type of study , for which our famous government is inept,
Any breathing housewife could easily enlighten their so-called honorable ,Rep.,

They’re attracted to the porch light where they can see, and in the dark, they cain’t,
Believe it or not, but most humans, have the very same, visual restraint,

As an interested party that would wish to get this right,
How many bureaucrats did it take to screw in that bulb of light,

But some honorable reps in Washington with amazing taste and vision ,
Are unencumbered by the dark , that’s for making a decision,

They’re attracted to the bright lights, the big ones flashing from a far,
The winking and the blinking near the White House. It’s called the Eden Bar.

“Do pet tarantulas bite? That ought to be a big one don’t you think?
Right On Congressman . I’ve always wondered , pour me another drink .”

Here's to the bug that bit you!