Sometimes wrath is a weapon you don't wanna test.

Wife Control

Three guys at a bar were trying to extol,
Their manly degrees of wife control,

Here’s to the little wife she knows I’m here,
Come on Ron, she doesn’t like beer,

Is she Ok with everything you do,
Sure is Joe, how’s your wife with you?

Well I’m in control as the man should be,
She never complains or say’s no to me,

Of course she never has too much to say,
And won’t listen for a minute to me anyway,

How about you Herbert, do you have control of your wife,
Yeah when I come home drinkin ,there is no strife,

Just last night she was down on her hands and her knees,
Gee Herb, That’s wonderful , she must try to please,

What was the reason ? we could try your plan,
Don”t know she was yellin, get out from under the bed and fight like a man!