Not politics, but still a fight.

Girl Fight!

Hello, is this 911, I need someone to come along,
Ok mister I’ve got your GPS, tell me now what’s going on?

Ain’t that a bar on Center street you’re calling from?
Yes, but what I gotta say, you may think it’s kinda dumb,

These two girls are fighting, it’s gonna be an awful mess,
I never should have come here, it’s all my fault I guess,

I can’t understand, you say it’s your fault, just how can that be?
Well it’s kinda complicated, but they’re fighting over me,

Now mister why do you want us to come and get involved,
Sounds like a lovers problem, one that you can solve,

Well ma’am you gotta help me , the fights about to end,
And Oh my God the ugly one . Looks like she will win !