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She loves me, She loves me Not!
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Tuesday, March 2, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It appears that she loves me not.


She loves me, She loves me Not!

No sir counselor, I keep my own advice,
I’m not gonna make the same mistake twice,

Someone said love and hate are almost the same,
It depends if you’re the hunter or the hunted game,

I’m here or there but where’s the fun?
Depends your location, which side of the gun,

Each one brings a strong set of emotions,
Some with loving or killing you notions,

You know that old saying she loves me not,
With every four leaf clover, that’s what I got,

There’s gotta be a reason for that hate category,
I think it began with that Divorce story,

Come now Mister Green it’s a time for giving,
Things can’t be that bad , it’s time for living,

I’m sure your ex wife has love for you,
If you contact her, you’ll find it’s true ,

Well, I use to think different but now I won’t.
Some folks love you and some folks don’t,

See the hang man’s noose that gun and knife,
Yeah, those are presents from my ex-wife,

And this Christmas without fail ,
A bottle of strychnine is in the mail,

Says drink it slowly and maybe it’ll arouse,
Your Memory of all those marriage vows!
Happy New Year!
© 2021 Tom Leftwich

 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 15, 2021
Ah, yes. Love, marriage, divorce... ...and exes. 😒 But, such is life. Love and peace to you, Tom.

Regis 🌳🍁

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on March 2, 2021
That's funny, I enjoyed it. .. I still have my first one, but Some guys I know who weren't as lucky (or dedicated) would also love your poem.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 2, 2021
woah, i got an ex like that


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