May you get a Gurney with four good wheels-After surgery that is.

Medical Steps ?

At first they called me The Insured with Medicare I had a plenty,
With a back up Lifetime guarantee from JC Penny,

The wife said I got it wrong, you don’t have a back up plan,
That thing from JC Penny was for the Ceiling Fan,

OK I mighta missed one, or got it wrong some how,
That fine print’s gittin smaller and harder for me now,

Any way I got accepted and now The Patient I will be,
Things are really looking up for everyone but me,

The doctor gets a new car and the hospital too, but,
First, the Gang in Washington has to get their cut,

Here I’m down upon my back, stacks of paperwork to sign,
Releasing all from fault and error, Should I turn out Frankenstein,

Oh it’s a small procedure, probably won’t cost a lot,
Just a mortgage on my house and anything else I’ve got,

I’m told as we get older it’s a trip we all must make,
But if someone wants my ticket, it’s here for you to take,

From The Insured , to The Patient and The Victim now my friend,
But the last steps got me worried, it’s called The Specimen !!