Parking lots have their problems and some rewards.

Fender Bender


The cop asked me, What happened here?
Well I was just standing here having a beer,

No I’m not driving , the wife’s coming now,
This fender was trashed . I can sure tell you how.

Cop said, did you get a name or insurance card?
Said no , she wasn’t lookin, hit pretty hard,

Then she jumped from her car and handed me this money ,
Said it’s eight hundred and sure sorry honey,

Cop said that’s dumb in todays high priced world ,
You shoulda got the name of this hit and run girl.

The insurance company’s gonna have a blue fit,
They’ll never wanna pay for this kinda hit,

That eight hundred dollars sure won’t go that far.
I said as I kissed the eight hundred, " Don't care, Officer, this ain’t my car!”