I knew there had to be a laugh some where.

Selling Out.

I was seated at a bar in Pahrump Nevada when this farming feller came in,
Said feller’s I’m new but if you’d oblige I’ve got a bit of money to spend,

I’m kinda partial to Vegas and I wanna buy a place hereabouts.
The local Chamber of commerce gave me this bunch of Sale hand outs,

One in particular got my interest, sounds like they’re selling for cheap,
I asked about an appointment, the lady said , you some kind of a creep?

That place is just about sold, There’s nothing left to buy,
You’d do better giving the local businesses a try ,

Well I told her about the advertisements, the many that’ I’d read,
And I really couldn’t get over everything that it said,

A local poultry Ranch for sale with it’s own air port,
Man I’ve gotta grab that, I fly a plane for Sport,

Then I told her about the sales they claimed, Had to be a lotta fun,
There was a special buy on Mondays and on Friday two for one,

There was a big discount on weekends,
Man ,I tried to call my friends,

I know they’d all be buying if I could hold it with a down,
Baby chickens were an expensive item anywhere around,

Fellers you’ve gotta help me out, I know many breeds of chickens trained for doing tricks,
But I’ve never ever heard of what this lady said were brothel chicks,

I argued but that lady was mad and said I should go back home,
Folks like me are dangerous and shouldn’t’ be out alone.

On February 8, 2006, the Chicken Ranch Brothel in Pahrump Nevada accepted a purchase offer for $5.2 million.