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Order Out
Hello there, heard your place was super neat,
It’s my birthday and I need a good treat,
Gotta few problems so gimme a little, break,
Your lingo’s got me, but an order I wanna make,
Gimme two Burritos , but hold every bean,
You say you don’t make’em, what the hell you mean,
Lady, I told you I had troubles, can’t keep’em down,
And beans give me that old quick run a round,
How about Taco’s maybe four ought to do it,
Hold up lady, let me again, go through it,
You don’t have burritos and now taco’s too,
Woman I don’t know what’s wrong with you,
Ok, Two, enchilada’s , how about those,
No I cain’t spell it, you’re new I suppose,
It should be on your menu, get the spelling from there,
No, No lady no, I don’t know where,
Honey come over here and talk to this girl,
I’m plumb wore out, you give it a whirl,
I reckon this is where it’s nice to have a wife,
She solved my problem with very little strife,
Said , Next time, will you let me order out please,
This place is not Mexican, it’s Chinese !!
Dum,Ta Dum, Dum!
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Ron
I've been thinking: the best solution to the anthology would be to record the selections in country-fashion: you know, Two birds with One stone. A CD or Video with the lyrics in booklet form. You need to hawk them around to some recording-house. What d'ya think? Best to the Madame-Boss as well.