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Computer Stuff
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Tuesday, October 12, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just for fun - don't you love pass words I had to throw this your way in poetry.


Computer Stuff

Bartender can I have your wifi pass word while I quench my thirst
OK, you gotta buy a drink first,

Well damn ! Ok gimme an Aussie beer,
They’re twice as big as any around here,

Mister this ain’t a pub down under,
What’s so special about their beer I wonder,

It’s got the same mix as good old USA’s,
Couldn’t you settle for something else today,

We carry a wide variety from standards to the lite,
Ok Mac surprise me , I ain’t got all night,

Here’s a twenty, should cover anything, on tap,
Cain’t live without wifi and that computer crap,

Ok gimme the pass word, I’ll be in a dozen places,
“you gotta buy a drink first” all lower case , no spaces.


 

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 Reviews of "Computer Stuff"
Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on October 21, 2021
That is really good, I love the way the bartender had given you the password straight away,
but you still had to buy a drink before realising it. perfect,
and so very well written,
thanks for that.
Steve.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 15, 2021
I do certainly hate passwords, as I cannot remember any of them & if I write them down I then lose the paper they are written on...-e-

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe
Reviewed on October 14, 2021
That's funny! Well done!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 13, 2021
Cool! A bit harder to type with two thumbs than being able to see beady eyes through the little peep hole and say, "Joe sent me."

Ron

Reviewed by T. Wignesan
Reviewed on October 13, 2021
You got took by that snooty bartender for your twenty, Tom. Give me ten and I'll give you one that runs a mile and back with spaces and capitals, stars and spangles and &é"'(-è_çà)=$ù....


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