No offence intended. Check out that smile!

Denture Adventure,

Large Rest homes have problems you just can’t believe ,
Hang on to your dentures , or some one might thieve,

I lost my dentures last time I was here ,
Gotta stay away from wine and that black bull beer,

Fell asleep in recliner and my teeth disappeared,
The tooth fairy got’em management feared,

You know that’s a croc , I may be slippin , but not that bad,
Them teeth cost a bundle, best I ever had,

Tooth fairy my butt, this administration sucks,
I think they took’em , tryin to make a few bucks,

I know how it is , I was here for a spell,
I rented them out and did pretty well,

My Uncle Johnny had to watch what he spent,
Kept a meat grinder handy and didn’t have to rent,

You’d be surprised what folks will pay,
To just eat natural , if only for a day,

My size was medium, pretty hard to beat,
Just had to be careful about what you could eat ,

Well enough about old teeth, I got some that’s new,
And yes they’re available for renting to you,

Three dollars for breakfast, two dollars for lunch,
Six dollars for dinner, when folks eat a bunch,

But it’s a big Twenty bones, when folks come for awhile,
For them family photo’s you gotta have a big smile !

Did you get one!